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Genres That May Or May Not Exist

by Lou Kelly

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Poesy Rider
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Poesy Rider Quelques vignettes au travers desquelles on peut avoir un aperçu de la culture musicale de LK. Dommage qu'il n'ait pas poussé le délire jusqu'à faire des morceaux complets car ça fait envie. Une bien amusante mise en bouche ! Favorite track: Zouk Metal.
Lekiwi
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Lekiwi The man is infinite. Favorite track: Barbershop Death Metal Quartet.
Cyril Glaume
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Cyril Glaume Sur "Genres That Don't Exist", Lou Kelly joue les Dr Moreau en nous emmenant visiter une île / un album peuplé(e) de drôles de créatures stylistiquement improbables...

Pour en savoir plus: www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/lou-kelly-genres-that-dont-exist-7791.html
Favorite track: Gangsta Grind N' Gospel.
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Oh baby, I love you so Don't ever wanna let you go Your eyes are the deepest blue All the things I would do for you Get you flowers and a diamond ring I would do just about anything for you
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Jazzstep 00:44
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Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow
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Post-Neuroplasticity (free) 00:21
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Russian Bear Metal (free) 00:45
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Sandpaper (free) 01:02
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Slow Chud (free) 00:45
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Unicorn Death Metal (free) 00:29
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[performed with a white guy's vague and pale impersonation of N.W.A.] I'm a vegetarian Got roots like valerian I do it for my health Not for some trend for contrarians There's murder in meat So I rather murder this beat With beets, beans, broccoli, apples Wash it down with a Snapple® I ain't no crazy vegan I love me some cheese But if you're craving sausage Just get on your knees You don't need animals to die for your cuisine Just suck on Dee's Nuts™ if you really want protein [recoils in shame]
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Zouk Metal (free) 00:44
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about

Back in 2017, I asked my friends to name some music genres that don't exist but should.

Shortly after receiving some responses, I recorded some songs but then forgot about them until 2020.

This record used to be called "Genres That Don't Exist" but I later realized that's just not true.

credits

released February 12, 2020

Unless explicitly stated otherwise, I did everything.

All sound FX are clips I scavenged on Freesound.org. They're under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Track 4 - Gangsta Grind N' Gospel - Choir samples are from 'He Looked Beyond My Faults' by The ARC Gospel Choir. I recorded it right from this video, actually:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=llt9yFZtZJ4

Track 7 - Meow Metal - It's just a metal version of the Meow Mix theme song (originally written by Shelley Palmer in 1970).

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Lou Kelly is a creator of distracting background music from somewhere in California.

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