I ain't a tree, I'm a stump.
A camel without a hump.
I ain't no rose. I'm a thorn.
I'm a baby who was never born.
Wide shut
I'm a pure mutt
I'm the world's fattest skeleton.
I have yet to got where I've been.
Yeah, I'm soft as grit
And I'm clean as shit
determined to quit.
You know, I heard some rumors since I've been deaf...
Hey, muthuh-lovuh, what the heck you say to me?
Has anybody told ya I'm a little crazy?
I scream my throat out without saying a word.
It makes so much sense it's perfectly absurd.
Don't you do
What I say.
I demand to never have it my way.
I'm as pretty as the most perfect turd.
It makes so much sense it's perfectly absurd.
I always tell the tell the truth unless (I'm under oath)
Between a 'No' or a 'Yes' (always choose both)
I've never felt so alive (since I've been dead)
I got foil on my head
I am as quaint as a murderous saint
When I'm up South.
Sweet, gentle parental discretion's void
And I'm happily annoyed.
Yeah, I'm soft as grit
and I'm clean as shit
You know I'm overjoyed to throw a fit.
Determined to quit.
I've opened my eyes since I've been blind...
Hey, muthuh-lovuh, what the heck you say to me?
Has anybody told ya I'm a little crazy?
I scream my throat out without saying a word.
It makes so much sense it's perfectly absurd.
Don't you do
What I say.
I demand to never have it my way.
I'm as pretty as the most perfect turd.
It makes so much sense it's perfectly absurd.
I'm obscenely coy.
The world's oldest boy.
Enough of the fluff. Let's get to the beef...
Hey, motherFUCKer, what the FUCK you say to me?
Didn't I FUCKin' tell you that I'm FUCKin' crazy?
I scream my throat out without saying a word.
It makes so much sense it's perfectly absurd.
FUCK you, motherFUCKer. What the FUCK you say to me?
Didn't I FUCKin' tell you that I'm FUCKin' crazy?
That's one too many FUCKs to put in one FUCKin' song.
Well, I say FUCK you.
You're FUCKin' wrong.
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I've been sleeping on this for far too many years, and only now do i realize that this record is absolutely excellent from beginning to end. The intro track, "Suicide Penguin", with its title and versatility, should be enough to convince you to buy this majestic album. Everything flows seamlessly, it's so freaking impressive. I really hope they'll release another album at some point, because this was definitely one of the greatest debuts i ever heard. SUPRAQUENCER