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Vegetarian Rap [Doesn't count: I would argue that lyrical content alone doesn't justify a new musical genre]

from Genres That May Or May Not Exist by Lou Kelly

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[performed with a white guy's vague and pale impersonation of N.W.A.]

I'm a vegetarian
Got roots like valerian
I do it for my health
Not for some trend for contrarians

There's murder in meat
So I rather murder this beat
With beets, beans, broccoli, apples
Wash it down with a Snapple®

I ain't no crazy vegan
I love me some cheese
But if you're craving sausage
Just get on your knees

You don't need animals to die for your cuisine
Just suck on Dee's Nuts™ if you really want protein

[recoils in shame]

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from Genres That May Or May Not Exist, released February 12, 2020

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